Tonight Asmodeus, that horrible monster, is being forced against his will to answer letters from our Strangers! Instead of the full 200 page disclaimer we've been advised to use let us boil it down to this:
Following any suggestions from a bloodsucking monster is ill advised. He is for entertainment purposes only.
Performed by the vampire himself!
Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) via creative commons
Ghostpocalypse, The Show Must Go, Heavy Heart