He's back again with terrible terrible advice. When you don't know what to do with your life, unlife, pets, friends, or enemies there is only one amoral vampire to ask: Asmodeus!
Bad advice from a vampire! Get your really bad advice from a vampire, right here! He's just the worst but we have more questions for him to answer. As always- Don't take his advice but do please listen!
As always we remind you that he is a vampire that is incapable of giving real advice. He's a monster. He eats people. Please, do not take him seriously.
