He's back again with terrible terrible advice. When you don't know what to do with your life, unlife, pets, friends, or enemies there is only one amoral vampire to ask: Asmodeus!
Bad advice from a vampire! Get your really bad advice from a vampire, right here! He's just the worst but we have more questions for him to answer. As always- Don't take his advice but do please listen!
The jerk vampire is back with more questions from our listeners. We need hardly remind you that he is a vampire and following his advice is likely to get you arrested or killed.
It's season four and Asmodeus the immoral undead is still on vacation touring the US... hotels. He's in Boston this week answering questions from listeners like you!
As always we remind our listeners to take any advice from Asmodeus with more than a little salt. After all salt is a curative agent used to banish evil and improve flavor in food.
Tonight we have for you yet another round of letters to Asmodeus! Once again we wish to remind you that he is a blood sucking monster who does not care about you.
As always we remind you that he is a vampire that is incapable of giving real advice. He's a monster. He eats people. Please, do not take him seriously.
