He's back again with terrible terrible advice. When you don't know what to do with your life, unlife, pets, friends, or enemies there is only one amoral vampire to ask: Asmodeus!
The jerk vampire is back with more questions from our listeners. We need hardly remind you that he is a vampire and following his advice is likely to get you arrested or killed.
Prepare for another selection of Letters to Asmodeus! As long as you keep sending letters to the vampire Asmodeus he will be contractually obligated to continue answering them.