The jerk vampire is back with more questions from our listeners. We need hardly remind you that he is a vampire and following his advice is likely to get you arrested or killed.
As always we remind our listeners to take any advice from Asmodeus with more than a little salt. After all salt is a curative agent used to banish evil and improve flavor in food.
As always we remind you that he is a vampire that is incapable of giving real advice. He's a monster. He eats people. Please, do not take him seriously.
Prepare for another selection of Letters to Asmodeus! As long as you keep sending letters to the vampire Asmodeus he will be contractually obligated to continue answering them.
